Friday, May 25, 2012
I Have Solved Global Warming
Me- The downside to all of this is Murphy's Law is my shadow
Mike- Murphy's Law is your shadow???
Me- Yeah, if we get season passes, it guarantees everyone in the state of Oklahoma that we will have a very cool, wet summer, completely different than last year and we really won't get to use the passes much, but we'd also be helping, like everybody.
Mike- So, what you're saying is you can single handedly solve global warming by purchasing a season pass to Whit Water?
Me- That is exactly what I'm saying, which is exactly why we should do it and save everybody. We should, we should do it for all of mankind and Polar Bears.
Take that Al Gore! Problem solved, Oklahoma and Polar Bears, you are so welcome :-) Happy Memorial Day Ya'll!